Hi. I’m Joe.

I’m a very serious person.

In fact, the Buzzfeed Marvel Superhero quiz even said I’m Spiderman (*if you’re a member of the Avengers, a recruiter, reporter, or foreign spy, here’s a more professional bio).

Let’s be internet friends

I post videos on TikTok or Youtube, and my day to day life on Instagram. I publish my absolutely flawless code on GitHub. If you actually know me professionally feel free to connect on LinkedIn. Oh and my Venmo is @itsjoekent.

If you would like to discuss starting a religious cult or other forms of fraudulent schemes with me, please contact me directly, [email protected]

Click here (& then venmo me)

I like to make absurd stuff.

• 📧 I wanted to read political campaign emails without giving out my real email. Because once you do that, that email address is going to be forever cursed. live site. source code.

• 📰 The previous tenant of my apartment is a dummy that forgot to cancel two newspaper delivery subscriptions. But I am Gen-Z, I don’t read a physical newspaper. So to save the planet I cancelled the deliveries. But rather than cancel them and get no newspaper at all, I decided to put all of the daily newspaper front pages from around the world on a screen mounted to my wall. source code. demo.

For the bit

“If life is a game, then we must measure our success by how many side quests we complete” - Said by no one, ever, I think.

• Saved a dog that fell off the FDR highway.

• Participated in a Youtube presidential debate.

• Went to federal court over a cryptocurrency lawsuit.

• I have probably been on the Staten Island Ferry more times than you have.

• Caught a T-Shirt from a T-Shirt cannon at a basketball game, ran around the bases at a minor league baseball game.

• Built a presidential campaign website.

• Tried & failed to build a tech startup.

• Got laid off 🤘

• Won a chess game in Union Square and Washington Square Park.

• Top 0.1% listener of Taylor Swift multiple years in a row.

• Snug Harbor Little League Champion in 2007.

• I’ve made every Lego Holiday set since they started coming out.